Yesterday, I left my house at 7:30 a.m. Pacific Time. After a flight to Las Vegas, then a flight to Denver, then a Seinfeldian experience at the rental car counter, then a 264-mile drive, I arrived in North Platte, Nebraska, around 9 p.m. Central Time. Tonight, we left my grandmother's house in Sutherland around 6:30 p.m. Central, drove about 20 miles west to Paxton, and arrived there around 5:30 p.m. Mountain. After an early dinner, we drove about 40 miles east back to North Platte, arriving at the hotel just after 9 p.m. Central.

When am I, again?