Look what happened the other day when Byrne was trying to dry some arugula: He pushed down on the plunger like he's done a million times, and the plastic lid shattered into frighteningly tooth-like razor-sharp fragments that cut two of his fingers, his thumb, and his wrist. Ouch!
This is what happens when a man does not know his own strength. Who knew you could get so strong from lifting a one year old? I am cancelling my gym membership right now in favor of a total toddler workout.
Whoa! Scary! hehe :) I just bought a CHEAP salad spinner for like $1.99 at the Christmas Tree Shops. Hey, it works. But I'd like to have a really nice one.
HairyAlien sez: Yes, Seth, since the ER incident, we've thoroughly baby-proofed the kitchen. But it looks like we could still stand to do some adult-proofing.
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This is what happens when a man does not know his own strength. Who knew you could get so strong from lifting a one year old? I am cancelling my gym membership right now in favor of a total toddler workout.
See? That's why I never eat salad. Shit'll kill ya.
Whoa! Scary! hehe :) I just bought a CHEAP salad spinner for like $1.99 at the Christmas Tree Shops. Hey, it works. But I'd like to have a really nice one.
Your kitchen sounds like an incredibly dangerous place. Isn't that the room that caused Harper's first trip to the ER?
HairyAlien sez: Yes, Seth, since the ER incident, we've thoroughly baby-proofed the kitchen. But it looks like we could still stand to do some adult-proofing.