Weekend roundup:

• Crisp, sunny skies on Saturday/drizzly, gloomy skies on Sunday


• Cleaning clutter out of the home office/shopping for vintage bric-a-brac at the Oakland Museum's White Elephant Sale


• Sitting on butt and crocheting/taking a kick-butt Sautrday morning Pilates class


• Seeing TiVoed SuperBowl ads replete with overt misogyny and obsession with boners/watching The Women, a 1939 film with a cast composed entirely of--wait for it--women


• English comedian Eddie Izzard's Dress to Kill standup show (hilarious)/Australian film Muriel's Wedding (depressing)


• Discovering to my glee that a gelato-and-chocolates shop is opening in my neighborhood/realizing that the gelato-and-chocolates shop is opening next door to the local Weight Watchers outpost.