Defective Yeti posts a couple of jokes that got him LOL-ing, and gets 116 comments (and counting) with jokes that just might--if delivered at the right time--get your Friday-night bar buddies to shoot gin and tonic out of their noses.

One of my favorites:

Two muffins are in the oven, cooking.

One muffin turns to the other and says, "Man, it's getting really hot in here."

The other muffin says, "Holy shit! A talking muffin!"

(Warning: Some jokes may be offensive to some readers.)